After numerous misunderstandings with the law, something had to be done about our Warlock’s reputation. It’s true that his communication may be lacking at times, so we tried to solve this by sending along our bard to translate his intentions. These are the results:
Disclaimer: this blog post is just a bit of DnD fun. No Kings of War involved. References to true persons/dnd characters completely unintentional.
*Scene: in the tavern, after a night’s long rest before the new adventure*
Warlock: I WANT TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN
Bard: “Eggs, he would like to have some eggs for breakfast”
Warlock: MY SACRIFICE HAS REPLENISHED THE LIFE FORCE
Bard: “Because I went to bed early last night, I feel rested”
*Scene: Celebration of the party’s conquest over some vile beast*
Warlock: “DARKNESS WILL COVER YOUR ALL”
Bard: “It’s getting close to sundown, isn’t it? “
Warlock: “THE SOURCE OF LIGHT HAS FORSAKEN YOU”
Bard: “One of your candles needs replacement”
Warlock: “I YEARN FOR THE QUIET OF DARKNESS”
Bard: “I will retire, as I’m tired and want to sleep”
*Scene: at the funeral of a comrade*
Warlock: THE AFTERLIFE WILL CLAIM YOU AS ITS OWN
Bard: Rest Quiet, dear comrade.
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